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Old Norm
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posted 05-04-2019 12:22 PM
My youngest daughter is here with her two preschool grandchildren. They spent the night. It is now abundantly clear to me, why God doesn't allow old people to have children. They would not be likely to survive to adulthood.
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m hamilton
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posted 05-06-2019 04:45 AM
I second that emotion, Norm.
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Your whole life is determined(by) 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you handle it!!!
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CatFanInYankeeville
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posted 05-06-2019 08:59 AM
Oh, come on Norm. You know you and Millie would adore being up all day and night changing diapers and giving bottles to a newborn. Hell, if you're anything like my Dad you're up all night peeing anyway!!
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catmandoo
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posted 05-08-2019 07:07 PM
I second that being up all night and peeing!
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Tiptree
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posted 05-10-2019 03:45 AM
Hrrumph. It's 3:43am, and I woke up to go pee, checked TCD, and found this.
"Up all night" is an exaggeration. This is only my third pee of the night.
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m hamilton
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posted 05-10-2019 04:46 AM
I'm not up all night, I usually just have to get up once!
-------------------- The potus is planning 1st major tax hike since '93 in next economic package! I still can't believe some people believed that LIAR!!!
Your whole life is determined(by) 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you handle it!!!
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catmandoo
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posted 05-10-2019 10:49 AM
MH, believe me that will change, you can take it to the bank.
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Old Norm
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posted 05-10-2019 05:58 PM
I'm not so sure about that. I'm 84, and I only get up once per night, if at all. I can however, drink one cup of coffee and convert it into 3 cups of pee!
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CatFanInYankeeville
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posted 05-12-2019 09:11 AM
Listen fellas..I'm 41, and I occasionally have the urge to go at night. Now, my crazy work schedule (24 hour shifts as a paramedic) has determined I'm supposed to be able to get up at any hour for any reason, and my body just doesn't understand during nights when I'm at home, I don't want to get out of bed. Best advice I ever heard from another guy at work? Keep a urinal at home by the bed. Gotta go? Just roll over, grab it, and let-er-rip. Roll back over and go back to sleep. No need to get out of bed!
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catmandoo
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posted 05-17-2019 10:22 AM
CFIY, i like your style.
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