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Author Topic: I'm a rebel Jarcat Player Member # 95 posted 05-20-2020 05:15 PM                     I'm a rebel and I'll never ever be any good. I'm a rebel and I never ever do what I should. I went to a barbershop "speakeasy" today. They're supposed to be shut down due to the covid-19 pandemic but they were open for business for regular customers. For all appearances it looked closed, lights were out, shades were drawn, doors were locked, etc. I had to give the secret knock: 2 short raps, followed by 3 long knocks, then 2 more short raps. Then the door open a crack and a sinister man in a face mask asked for the pass code. I whispered the pass code "clip joint" and was let in. He cut my hair, I gave him a 100% tip, he swore me to secrecy, and let me out the back door into a dark secluded alley. -------------------- The truth is out there Posts: 3014 | From: Lexington, KY | Registered: Sep 1999  |  IP: Logged rlt4uk Player Member # 3194 posted 05-20-2020 06:49 PM                    Once you're in, you can never get out. Welcome to the family. -------------------- Bleeding Blue in south Alabama. Kentucky born, Kentucky bred,I'll be kentucky until i'm dead! Posts: 9936 | From: enterprise, al 36330 | Registered: Sep 2010  |  IP: Logged m hamilton Player Member # 127 posted 05-20-2020 07:02 PM                     I got mine cut today too! My wife said she was beginning to wonder who the strange man was sleeping in the easy chair! -------------------- The potus is planning 1st major tax hike since '93 in next economic package! I still can't believe some people believed that LIAR!!! Your whole life is determined(by) 10% what happens to you, and 90% how you handle it!!! Posts: 124415 | From: vevay, IN USA | Registered: Sep 1999  |  IP: Logged Jarcat Player Member # 95 posted 05-20-2020 07:25 PM                     Actually except for the parts about the door knock and the pass code, which I embellished a little, this was pretty much the way it went down. They have already been cited once. -------------------- The truth is out there Posts: 3014 | From: Lexington, KY | Registered: Sep 1999  |  IP: Logged Old Norm Administrator Member # 1482 posted 05-20-2020 08:29 PM                     My oldest grandson's wife is multi talented. Not only is she a beautician, but is a corrections officer at the county jail. We asked her to come to our house and bring her haircutting paraphernalia. The day she came over, my wife's hairdresser called Millie and made an appointment to cut hers. She did however, cut mine. It was growing out over my ears. -------------------- Pray For Our Country! Posts: 36280 | From: Western KY | Registered: Aug 2001  |  IP: Logged CatFanInYankeeville Player Member # 2025 posted 05-23-2020 02:05 PM                    There's bootleg haircutters up here. They'll come to your house and cut your hair. I've yet to take advantage because they charge $50 or more for a man's haircut! I've got some clippers at home, I'll keep myself presentable until something opens where someone who knows what they're doing can cut it. -------------------- “Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him; better take a closer look at the American Indian!” Henry Ford Posts: 5563 | From: Eddyville at heart, Chicago in life | Registered: Mar 2003  |  IP: Logged catmandoo Player Member # 1284 posted 05-23-2020 03:54 PM                     My wife has cut my hair for the last 25 years...It doesn't take long to cut as there isn't as much on top any more. -------------------- http://www.ukfightsong.com/ Posts: 186363 | From: st. augustine florida 32092 | Registered: Mar 2001  |  IP: Logged MountainMafia Player Member # 2066 posted 05-23-2020 04:21 PM                    Mama cuts mine...can't remember the last time she didn't. Looks good, most of the time...don't matter...it's free. -------------------- "It's amazing what you can accomplish when nobody cares who gets the credit"....Tubby Smith after winning 1998 National Title. Posts: 4694 | From: Alabama | Registered: Aug 2003  |  IP: Logged Bama Cat Player Member # 153 posted 05-23-2020 05:16 PM                     Uh uh uh. Shame on you guys. My last hair cut was about early March around my birthday. I have a full beard and a bunch of hair about 2 inches long between my sideburns and my chin. To tell the truth it looks pretty bad but I made a promise that if I can't go in a restaurant and eat a meal I wasn't going to shave until I could. I think that day is getting here pretty soon. The dog is a month and a half late on getting groomed also and she is due to see the vet as soon as I get her trimmed and washed so she don't smell bad. I have really had it with the drive thru's, Wendy's, Lee's chicken, Taco Bell, the new Mexican place and Subway. This has caused me to probably never go thru another drive thru after this is over. By the way, my wife is so mad that I won't shave, but I look a lot worse than she does with not being able to get her hair cut either. Posts: 14280 | From: berea, ky, usa | Registered: Sep 1999  |  IP: Logged

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